Fucked up Craigslist Ad...
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Posted:Mar 30, 2015 3:04 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 7:19 am
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Hi there!!
I’m seeking like minded women to share a disastrous sexual relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos and possibly legal proceedings. I am looking for attractive women who will at first give me obsessive sex and praise but whose paranoia, self loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead them to alternatively push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to lying, cheating, consensual sexual violence and the eventual breakdown of one or both party…I'm a positive guy so hopefully both!!
You should be 25-55 years old (crazy knows no age), have a history of short, intense, drama driven relationships; enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex, have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past and be willing to threaten self harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control the other.
Although preferred but not completely necessary, I’d like women with nice smiles, a nicely shaped ass, currently married or already in an unstable relationship, drink to forget and who have been previously diagnosed with Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder and currently taking meds and/or antidepressants.
If you think you meet these requirements, which get me excited just writing them, then please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible or when the drugs allow you too. I know, they can be a bitch sometimes when mixed with the alcohol but I look forward to a short lasting, unhealthy relationship based purely on sex and self hatred. If you've made it this far, Thank You and Congratulations...you've got the proper dosage of meds in you and all is right with the world...for the moment...
My FuckBook Sex darling, schothot69 found this and I had to tweak it for my profile…too Damn Funny but scarily accurate for most lol!
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My favorite Pick Up Lines...
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Posted:May 30, 2014 11:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2014 10:58 am
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So in between the 4 days of ball pounding sex that my absolute favorite FB, Schothot69 and I had recently, we were laughing our asses off at some of the sweet pick up lines guys like to use and the poor use or lack of grammar therein. We decided to challenge each other to come up with a Top Ten list of best FuckBook Sex pick up lines. Schothot69's are posted in my blog and on her profile but I'm having a little more difficult time since I'm a single guy and am generally doing all the propositioning lol.
After searching through my emails I realized I had plenty of pick-up lines thrown my way but not from my target demographic. So my Top Ten Pick Up Line list is going to be comprised of ones I've received from gay and transexual men and what went through my head...enjoy!
10) Hey man, You are an Artist !!! pls let me be in your friendlist, I dont want to lose your hotvids
- Nothing says I'm a straight like men in my friend's network.
9) You're videos are Hot!!!! You are too, just thanking you for the entertainment
- Thanks for the entertainment?! Thanks for the scarring mental image!
8 ) Hello, I have a question for you if l may
- The answer in every language is NO!!!
7) Wish I could get a sample of you
- Well I do need to pee...
6) hey...how are you???
- I'm so confused and could really use your help, please hold me!!
5) Did we ever have the convo about him sucking you? (From a couple)
- REALLY?! After 3 months of talking and planning to meet you drop this on me the day of our first meet!! Prepare penis for DEFCON LEVEL 1
4) You fuck like a stallion, I'm going to use your videos to train guys on how to properly fuck me.
- And you felt the need to tell me this me why??? Damn, I was having such a good day too...
3) Would you be willing to make a mold of your cock for me?
- Uhh...No?! Okay re-check sexual orientation....yep, says straight.
2) How about I suck your dick while you're kissing your gal? That'd be Hot!
- How about eew!!!
1) I'd love to feel your balls slapping against mine while you're fucking me!
- I'd love to rip that mental image from my mind but that's not happening either! Damnit, here comes more therapy...
I use to think it was always good to be at least wanted by someone but I'm not so sure now. Just having a little fun, I hope you all enjoyed it.
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Schothot69's Top Ten!!
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Posted:Apr 15, 2014 9:51 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2014 8:24 am
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My favorite fb sollymon8 and I were cracking ourselves up over FuckBook Sex emails last week so we challenged each other to come up with a Top 10 list of all time fucking AWESOME introductory emails from FuckBook Sex members. Here is mine; both the full length, unedited, original email, and my reaction to it. Enjoy!!
TOP 10 BAD INTRO EMAILS
10. I love how you cum and use that dildo in your videos, and I would love to share that and more with you! Pleasuring you fully and giving you orgasm after orgasm would be so special !
Hmmmm. I don't use a dildo in any of my videos. What the eff are you talking about? Something tells me copy and paste isn't your strong suit. Nice going moron.
9. Whats up
Oh yeah, that was it. No punctuation, no question mark. Sigh.
8. Ever Been to a Swingers Party? Would you Like To Go with Me?
Ummmm... okay. Not.
7. Hey
I guess I shouldn't complain about this one as much as the ones without the smiley. That took some serious extra effort right there!
6. MUSCLE STUD INTERESTED IN FUCKING YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AT ME!!!! AND LAY OFF THE STERIODS!!! THEY ARE FUCKING WITH YOUR BRAIN!!!
5. Hey there hit me up if you're interested
How about if I just hit you upside your head? What are you, 12?
4. Hey sexy, are you into younger men?
No, I'm not. My cupid preferences are there for a reason.
3. how you doin?
...I seriously cannot get Joey from Friends out of my head now!!
2. Would you ever use a strapon dildo on a guy?
Wow. Just... wow. Seriously? That's one hell of an opening question.
1. I need my dick sucked today
Good for you. I hope you're flexible.
Until next time... keep those emails coming!!! Not that I will reply to them... but some of them sure as hell are funny!
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FFM Fun
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Posted:Apr 15, 2014 9:31 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 7:19 am
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Here's the story behind my FFM video...I had met sybarisfans approximately 9 months before this fateful day with her husband for drinks. The night went well as we stole glances and touches with each other building on some obvious tension. We stayed in touch as we wanted to get together but scheduling was always an issue.
Now schothot and I had been seeing each other regularly for 1 1/12 months at this point and met every Wednesday. Well Mrs. sybarisfans emailed me on a Monday saying she was bored and her man was out of town and he suggested contacting me. Needless to say my mind was in overdrive...I'm a man after all  . We scheduled to meet at 4 on Wednesday in an area walking distance from the hotel I stay at with schothot. Convenient you say, oh no, just well planned...ok really she lived right near by and it was the best time for her to meet so to be real I was LUCKY lol.
We already have sexual tension between us but after a couple of drinks, staring into each other's eyes and talking about swinging it went into overdrive! Hell, we were even going to the bathroom at the same time so we could kiss and fondle each other back by the restrooms...we were bad and it wasn't stopping  .
At that point I text schothot to let her know I was at the bar and who I was with and how horny we both were so she should hurry up and meet us! Needless to say everybody got along VERY well. The ladies were eye fucking the hell out of each other so we barely let schothot finish her drink before we quickly left for the hotel. I can't explain to you the feeling of walking down the street with two Hot, Sexy women on your arms with the biggest shit eating grin on your face because you know life is about to get really, REALLY GOOD!!
Once alone in the elevator my hands could no longer control themselves. I was like a at Christmas opening presents and getting everything he had asked for!! I think we were all partially undressed by the time we got to our floor. Never thought about if someone got on at another floor on the way up. That would have been interesting lol.
Once inside the room the remaining clothes were quickly removed and the sexual frenzy began. All I can say is I'm glad we took video because it was sensory overload. I just sat back at first, well the best I could anyway, while the girls started to get to know each other better . What a Beautiful, Sexy sight that was and luckily they didn't let me suffer for too long before asking me to join them.
In total we played for over 2 hours and have video of one hour because nobody was in their right mind for the first hour. Unfortunately sybarisfans had to leave, domestic duties called, while I was still fucking schothot on the side of the bed. I can still see the smile on her face and the look of desire to say screw it and jump right back into bed with us for another hour!
Hope you enjoyed the story...
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Does anybody Play??
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Posted:Feb 26, 2014 10:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2014 1:31 am
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Is it me or does it seem like this site is becoming more like Facebook where it's all about how many friends you have in your network?! Look at me!! I have ten thousand friends, they must LOVE ME!!! I mean I thought the point of this was to meet like minded people you can go out and enjoy great times with in and out of the bedroom. But it seems like very few are actually doing anything and that's if you can even get them to respond!!
There's got to be some other site maybe called "I Just Want You To Look At Me and Wish You Could Have It" or "I'm just here for my ego" or even "Yes, I'm Still In High School" that would work better instead. Don't get me wrong, I'm one of the most laid back people you'll ever meet but COME ON PEOPLE!! I know you get tons of mail from one liner douches but when I take the time to actually read your profile and send you a detailed email relating back to what you wrote the least you can do is tell me to fuck off!! I'd accept that and move on with no problem as I have no ego when it comes to this site or what we are doing.
You either want to be with me or you don't. It's REALLY just that simple! I unlike most, have laid it all out there for you to see on my profile and don't hide anything which is probably intimidating for those of you who don't. I don't do it to be impressive but to give you ladies an idea of what you are getting with me. Believe me it's a small part because to know me and understand what I am all about is a wonderful thing as I have so much to give. I try to be a very humble man but I do know how I affect people and it's always in a VERY positive way!
All I can say is I'm truly Thankful for the Incredible group of friends I have made while on this site. They definitely define what the lifestyle is all about...Thanks for listening to my rant .
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Sluts!!!
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Posted:Jan 22, 2014 9:17 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2014 10:59 am
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This is funny...
Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise bae to slut fucking.
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking
Pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, sluck it fuck bucket-list...
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all
Shrunk from the wash.
But other girls are pretty and funny and smart.
And they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these women, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart
That that dumb slut left there
All I can say is I love a girl who can embrace her inner slut when the time is right!
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WTF
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Posted:Jun 27, 2013 12:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2013 12:45 pm
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Ok, found out I have to post at least once a month to get the special discount for my membership so I thought I'd use this to vent my frustrations with the swinging community that I love dearly.
First off, if you ask for people to send you an email and face pic and they are decent enough to send you one that isn't just a bullshit one liner saying how they want to use your wife as a sperm receptacle with a picture of nothing but their cock attached would you PLEASE respond just to say yes, no or maybe lol!
I figure since I've taken the time to write a sincere email that's not disrespectful the least you can do is take the time to say "Not a chance in Hell" lol. I'm a big boy, I can take it ! I know you get so much douche mail that it's hard to deal with but there are some decent guys out there...but I do have a twisted side.
Secondly people, show up when you do get a response!!! Don't be a flake! Plus, you're missing out on the best part!!! You get a hot girl to meet you and you aren't going to show up...are you on crack or something, do you have such low self esteem in your shitty marriage you just need to know that you could have gotten some from someone else? Not cool man, be a hero not a zero!
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To link to this blog (sollymon8) use [blog sollymon8] in your messages.
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