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Introduction
Ok....Now that I have been here a while, it's time to clean up the malicious rumors.
#1. I DO NOT have a BIG DICK, However, I am all dick. #2. I am NOT a Pussy, I just eat alot of it.
#3. I am NOT into beastiality, I just prefer my ladies to Moo, Bark, go Baaaaaaaa, or Purrrr.
#4. I DO NOT mind a woman that says "Cock or two will do (Cockadoodledoo), I do answer favorably to "Any Cock Will Do".
#5 Don't give me any chit about the "Little Blue Pill" You just might be lucky when it gets struck hard for 4 Hours (My last will and testament is in the bottom drawer of the nightstand).
#6 Don't try to seduce me by saying you want to ride my "BIG ONE", I know you only want me for the Harley. #7. If you like Industrial strength vibrators, refer back to #6, I have the Harley.
#8. If you DON'T like laughter and smiling, DO NOT ask me to take my clothes off, with lights on.
#9. Please do not ask about my previous life in X-Rated movies, I signed a non-disclosure agreement with AMP Pictures ({Amatuer Midget Porn} they were talking about midget dicks).
#10. I am not apposed to traveling for sex, I travel to the shower for sex now without a problem, what's a few more miles.
#11. I am experience in 3-some and more-somes, two hands and my dick, two hands, bar of soap and my dick.
New Rumors answered
#12. Contrary to NEW rumors of liking my goats wooly, I prefer smooth and shaved. I use the furr for clothing
#13. Just a lucky number nothing else, not the size of my dick unless measured from the cheeks of my ass
#14. No, I do not want to do some guys wife, I dont do married women WHO want their husbands to stair at the braided ass hairs that I have. Or non-braided ass hairs (depending on laziness)
#15. I am currently looking for a woman that can help me manicure my ass hairs in order to make a toupee
#16. The AFF Member DcAgaus is NOT my sweety, I sold him on-line to someone else
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"I'm a Survivor"
My Ideal Person #1. Breathing
#2. Money in the bank, no one to leave the money to
#3. Nice bass boat (must have pictures of the boat)
#4. Good supply of Chrome Polish (My Harley has a lot of Chrome)
#5. Limited sex drive, any more than 5 minutes a week might hurt me, i'm an old Geezer/Goat
#6. Nipples must NOT dangle below the waist
#7. Loves seafood, however, please do not carry the same aroma
#8. Knows how to apply Denture cream in case my fingers are incapacitated.
#9. Have teeth of your own so as not to need to borrow mine from their soaking container.
#10. When using mouth please remember "Bite-sized" is NOT a bad thing (I am "Bite-sized")
#11. Has OWN jewelry, so that you don't need my cock-ring as part of your "Bling"
NEW Prerequisites
#12. No Clits bigger than my dick, I get JEALOUS ! ! !
#13. Please do not have the dame DIVA in your screen name there is only room for ONE
#14. Please have certified Caterpillar Weight certificate; my Harley can not carry THAT much weight
#15.Along the same venue as the weight certificate, please think about this if when you straddle my face and I cant hear the stereo, chances are that you are not what Im looking for.
#16. If when Im eating you and I moan OMG and hear an echo, please stop here
#17. If on your profile pictures show your legs are spread as wide as the Grand Canyon, please do not insist you are a lady and expect to be treated as such.
#18. I like to have my clothes ironed and pressed, a test will be given to prove efficiency
My Ideal Person #1. Breathing
#2. Money in the bank, no one to leave the money to
#3. Nice bass boat (must have pictures of the boat)
#4. Good supply of Chrome Polish (My Harley has a lot of Chrome)
#5. Limited sex drive, any more than 5 minutes a week might hurt me, i'm an old Geezer/Goat
#6. Nipples must NOT dangle below the waist
#7. Loves seafood, however, please do not carry the same aroma
#8. Knows how to apply Denture cream in case my fingers are incapacitated.
#9. Have teeth of your own so as not to need to borrow mine from their soaking container.
#10. When using mouth please remember "Bite-sized" is NOT a bad thing (I am "Bite-sized")
#11. Has OWN jewelry, so that you don't need my cock-ring as part of your "Bling"
NEW Prerequisites
#12. No Clits bigger than my dick, I get JEALOUS ! ! !
#13. Please do not have the dame DIVA in your screen name there is only room for ONE
#14. Please have certified Caterpillar Weight certificate; my Harley can not carry THAT much weight
#15.Along the same venue as the weight certificate, please think about this if when you straddle my face and I cant hear the stereo, chances are that you are not what Im looking for.
#16. If when Im eating you and I moan OMG and hear an echo, please stop here
#17. If on your profile pictures show your legs are spread as wide as the Grand Canyon, please do not insist you are a lady and expect to be treated as such.
#18. I like to have my clothes ironed and pressed, a test will be given to prove efficiency
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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