I'm your average 31 year old dude, who breathes your O2 and leeches from all the flora and fauna of this beautiful planet, like a parasite..but here is the twist,I've an above average take on life... Okay,lemme lay it out for your reading pleasure.. Last weekend I was driving home after attending a funeral..along a double 2 lane street (2lanes in each direction) past a park near sunset. I am driving in the far left (middle of the road) and a comes bolting full blast from the park from the right and runs full on into the street so fast I had barely enough time to swerve left (causing me to swerve into what would be oncoming traffic). Luckily no cars in either direction but I unfortunately still hit the dog. The wasn't looking good. Owner came running out who just happened to be extremely good looking. She was obviously crying. She knew her ran into the street and basically HIT ME and wasn't upset directly at me but still she was crying. Someone from park knew name of a 24 emergency room for pets and I googled it on phone and offered to drive her and the dog. It was only a few miles down. I went in with them. I gave her my name number and my apologies. I also left my name and number and told the vet tech that I would pay for any diagnostics, blood, x-rays, treatments for the because basically I felt like total shit in this situation. Few days later she calls me and tells me they had to put her down. I gave my sincerest apologies and she declined for me to pay any of the bills. She says she didn't know why her bolted into the middle of the street and didn't blame me. We somehow just kept on talking and talking. She accepted my offer to grab a drink a couple days later. One thing led to another and well, surprise sex. So there you have it. Short Version : I killed a hot girl's by accident. We ended up having sex. Ha..ha.. :) But seriously,I'm a cool dude with a fun attitude to match.Let's chat over a cup of tea and forget the world for a few precious moments.