DIDN'T Listen did ya..... cant show my face cuz the wart on my nose gets in the way of my ear and nose hairs. My gut has grown so big I cant reach the keyboard therefore,I am using my tongue to type with... excuse the spit on the upper case letters.. As for a pecker shot... couldnt find it.. will update when I have to pee, will mark the spot with "Highlight Red" so you can be amazed.... amazed I could get a camera in that position....:o) OK, Well I guess its back to picking Toejam out of my sox... I use it to make candles for the homeless...... I cant message you first, sooo you have to contact me first... which might be better since it takes awhile for me to get from the lazy-boy recliner to the computer. send a pic of yourself so I dont have to make to many trips please oh and include something like a twinky or chocolate cookie to show you are sincere. BTW do you own your own home? does it have at least a 48in door? and how good are you at sponge bathes? chow for now! Please respond promptly I am sure to find that rich woman to support me quickly.......:o) All work and No Play Makes for a very dull Time. Peek my interest Amuse me I cannot make first contact. Message me... so I can reply!!!! I cannot reply to winks... E-Mail me!!! We know why we are here... Now act upon it!!!!

My Ideal Person Gotta love this statement:
Due to the nature of my job I cannot show my face... Sooo heres a shot of my cooch or tits instead..... Lmao

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
The More The Merrier!!!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Hmm Long list would be called for here. Too many to list and
all of them in a party at my place with all kinds of toys and
goodies!!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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